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- Sat May 11, 2013 11:26 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Crap joke #167
- Replies: 16
- Views: 626
Re: Crap joke #167
Unlike you, my Hermit type mate, I have other commitments and work, which this week has taken more time than is normal. I have therefore not been able to review this fine forum as regularly as I would like. What with Carl posting every second on such varied topics as the Bristol stool chart through...
- Sat May 11, 2013 9:59 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Crap joke #172
- Replies: 8
- Views: 499
Crap joke #172
Somebody nicked a pair of Marty's under-crackers off his washing line.
He is not too bothered about losing the pants but would like the 12 pegs back.
He is not too bothered about losing the pants but would like the 12 pegs back.
- Sat May 11, 2013 9:48 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Crap joke #171
- Replies: 2
- Views: 245
Crap joke #171
When Virts Mum found out he was a transvestite, she went mental.
"I know this is difficult for you" He said.
"You have no bloody idea!" She snapped. "Put yourself in my shoes."
"I can't" he replied with a sigh. "They're too tight."
"I know this is difficult for you" He said.
"You have no bloody idea!" She snapped. "Put yourself in my shoes."
"I can't" he replied with a sigh. "They're too tight."
- Sat May 11, 2013 9:30 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Crap joke #167
- Replies: 16
- Views: 626
Re: Crap joke #167
Mac you git, if only your fingers had been incapacitated during your recent troubles! Only my pity for you and your minion prevents me from responding in a derogatory manner. Due to your mental and physical condition I will only say :Finger1: :Finger2: :Finger1: Thanks Kev, only 2 days 13 hrs to re...
- Sat May 11, 2013 9:18 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Latest breaking bones news...
- Replies: 288
- Views: 16340
Re: Latest breaking bones news...
I'll bear that in mind Chaps... I still might go with Martys idea of walking in & saying ''What's up Doc...'' remember to take him a carrot......... :lol: Why ? It's Bugs Bunny that says 'What's up Doc', Bug's & therefore me who will be holing/eating the carrot...The Doc will just be sittin...
Re: odd bikes
I quite like these, originals are getting rare these days, should be better for my wrists to...
- Sat May 11, 2013 8:24 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Latest breaking bones news...
- Replies: 288
- Views: 16340
Re: Latest breaking bones news...
I'll bear that in mind Chaps...
I still might go with Martys idea of walking in & saying ''What's up Doc...''
I still might go with Martys idea of walking in & saying ''What's up Doc...''
- Sat May 11, 2013 8:22 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: what have you done to your "bike" today
- Replies: 22425
- Views: 1724740
Re: what have you done to your "bike" today
Don't be silly Al of course he knows what a distributor is...It's the bod that hands out the school milk...Oh hang on he won't remember that either will he...AMCQ46 wrote:Carl.....Virt won't remember what a distributor is, how old do you think he is
- Fri May 10, 2013 7:09 pm
- Forum: Bike Chat
- Topic: something different but still a vtr
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1084
Re: something different but still a vtr
i think this is one of the nicer looking heavily modified storms i've seen. http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/bigspanishmarty/944673_518799924849663_1689813408_n.jpg it could do with some nice rearsets tho... Marty...should have gone to specsavers... :sick: Each to their own & all that, ...
- Fri May 10, 2013 5:24 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: what have you done to your "bike" today
- Replies: 22425
- Views: 1724740
Re: what have you done to your "bike" today
You haven't been boating in another large puddle have you ?seb421 wrote:Dired my electrics out
- Fri May 10, 2013 5:17 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: what have you done to your "bike" today
- Replies: 22425
- Views: 1724740
Re: what have you done to your
Tps set to 550ohm and I will set it to 500 once the carbs are balanced and tickover set . As it's no secret i'm young and stupid, I have to ask. What actually does setting a higher/lower resistance do to the tps? I've seen it get mentioned a couple of times but never understood it :( It's much the ...
- Fri May 10, 2013 4:30 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Latest breaking bones news...
- Replies: 288
- Views: 16340
Re: Latest breaking bones news...
Just had another call...Now I have to go back to Darent Valley Hosp on Monday at 9am to have a another scan on the wrist prior to going to Kings Collage on Tuesday...
I'm thinking If I leave now I should be able to walk there OK...
I'm thinking If I leave now I should be able to walk there OK...
- Fri May 10, 2013 2:02 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Latest breaking bones news...
- Replies: 288
- Views: 16340
Re: Latest breaking bones news...
Just had a call from the Hospital, I have an appointment At 10o/c Tues 14th at Kings collage...
1st issue is getting there...
2nd issue is pronouncing the consultants name...Dr Tavacolizadeh....
I may have to...
a/ Let the train take the strain...
b/ Just call him Dr or Sir...
1st issue is getting there...
2nd issue is pronouncing the consultants name...Dr Tavacolizadeh....
I may have to...
a/ Let the train take the strain...
b/ Just call him Dr or Sir...
- Fri May 10, 2013 10:24 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Crap joke #170
- Replies: 1
- Views: 346
Crap joke #170
What do you call an overweight knight who is about to be captured ?
Sir Rounded.
Baboom tish, clang, clank...
I'll pick up me chain mail on the way out...
Sir Rounded.
Baboom tish, clang, clank...
I'll pick up me chain mail on the way out...
- Fri May 10, 2013 10:20 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Scots... :D
- Replies: 45
- Views: 3456
Re: Scots... :D
Well done for coming on & offering a full apology...
You grovelling bastid !!
Just don't turn your back on Al next time you meet him...
You grovelling bastid !!
Just don't turn your back on Al next time you meet him...