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Unlike you, my Hermit type mate, I have other commitments and work, which this week has taken more time than is normal. I have therefore not been able to review this fine forum as regularly as I would like. What with Carl posting every second on such varied topics as the Bristol stool chart through...

Somebody nicked a pair of Marty's under-crackers off his washing line.






















He is not too bothered about losing the pants but would like the 12 pegs back.

When Virts Mum found out he was a transvestite, she went mental.

"I know this is difficult for you" He said.

"You have no bloody idea!" She snapped. "Put yourself in my shoes."

"I can't" he replied with a sigh. "They're too tight."

Mac you git, if only your fingers had been incapacitated during your recent troubles! Only my pity for you and your minion prevents me from responding in a derogatory manner. Due to your mental and physical condition I will only say :Finger1: :Finger2: :Finger1: Thanks Kev, only 2 days 13 hrs to re...

I'll bear that in mind Chaps... I still might go with Martys idea of walking in & saying ''What's up Doc...'' remember to take him a carrot......... :lol: Why ? It's Bugs Bunny that says 'What's up Doc', Bug's & therefore me who will be holing/eating the carrot...The Doc will just be sittin...

I quite like these, originals are getting rare these days, should be better for my wrists to...

I'll bear that in mind Chaps...

I still might go with Martys idea of walking in & saying ''What's up Doc...''

AMCQ46 wrote:Carl.....Virt won't remember what a distributor is, how old do you think he is

Don't be silly Al of course he knows what a distributor is...It's the bod that hands out the school milk...Oh hang on he won't remember that either will he...

i think this is one of the nicer looking heavily modified storms i've seen. http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n629/bigspanishmarty/944673_518799924849663_1689813408_n.jpg it could do with some nice rearsets tho... Marty...should have gone to specsavers... :sick: Each to their own & all that, ...

seb421 wrote:Dired my electrics out

You haven't been boating in another large puddle have you ?

Tps set to 550ohm and I will set it to 500 once the carbs are balanced and tickover set . As it's no secret i'm young and stupid, I have to ask. What actually does setting a higher/lower resistance do to the tps? I've seen it get mentioned a couple of times but never understood it :( It's much the ...

Just had another call...Now I have to go back to Darent Valley Hosp on Monday at 9am to have a another scan on the wrist prior to going to Kings Collage on Tuesday...

I'm thinking If I leave now I should be able to walk there OK...

Just had a call from the Hospital, I have an appointment At 10o/c Tues 14th at Kings collage...

1st issue is getting there...

2nd issue is pronouncing the consultants name...Dr Tavacolizadeh....

I may have to...

a/ Let the train take the strain...

b/ Just call him Dr or Sir...

What do you call an overweight knight who is about to be captured ?



























Sir Rounded.









Baboom tish, clang, clank...

I'll pick up me chain mail on the way out...

Well done for coming on & offering a full apology...

You grovelling bastid !!

Just don't turn your back on Al next time you meet him...