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Virt wrote:No blokes from rugby here, just small boys

You said it...

mmmm strange....he said the chain is normally laying on the same tooth and and he could move it to a new tooth manually ? hope he knows what he is doing then lol Welcome & don't let him anywhere near it ! Let us know what area you live, there is bound to be someone local to you who can give you...

Please don't let this develop into full scale row...again. Auto Sol, In the interest of forum harmony it would just be far easier if you refrained from posting jokes with an Irish content. We are all different & all find different things either funny, distasteful or even offensive in one way or ...

lloydie wrote:Front Spindle size.
Front disc size
Disc spacing (between the discs)

Rear
Outside Sprocket to out side disc.
Spindle size
Inside disc to wheel Centure and the same with sprocket .
Please no rush tho .

Not much then...

While you at it Lee can you come round & cut me grass...

agentpineapple wrote:i might be up for that mate, i'll feel a bit of a fraud tho....

S'alright Marty you can act as a sight screen...

Groggy Burbday Captain Pugwash...

40 nautical years for the Silver Surfer...

Hic Hic careful with the rum rations today matey...

in law grey areas are a little subjective, so "offensive" may be challenged by some, best leave it to Mac QC, off to find out if there is an Irish case coming before his beak (that doesn't sound right somehow) Last time someone posted a joke with reference to our Gaelic friends it started...

BigVeeGrin wrote:can I without being deemed an accomplice and sued?

oops

No you'll be hearing from my solicitors to...

You can avoid it by settling out of court...Send £2,000,000 via Pay pal now !

Slaving away over a hot PM board, envelopes & writing addresses...Scuse the scrawl folks me wrist in fubar...

Tomorrow I'll mainly be licking stamps...

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site .... The foreman asks " What's your name " " Patrick Omally " he replies . " How do you spell that " asks the foreman . " Stuff your job " replies the Irishmam . Now that must be crap and there was no offence inte...

For those of you with out a Man cave you missed out on a bargain...

http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/shed-s ... 15590.html

Did that job today with the honda tools, i would have to agree with 8541hawk that you need a decent socket for that job, usually get my tools at carboot sales, will keep a look out for that, thanks for advice. :thumbup: Don't let Carl here that he'll have a hizzy fit... You should also get your sel...

I thought we were goint to try and get the dates inside the visor, I guess that was too small to cut easliy? Yes re above. Also they will be posted tomorrow you impatient ********** ****** ******! PO is useless here, closed Weds PM & last & only collection of the day is 16.00hrs. :Tongue3:

looks like we have to nominate Mac to moderate the jokes section of teh Forum.........make sure every joke has a punchline if it is supposed to be funny, and is not funny if it is supposed to be crap............oh, and there are no offensive comments about Scots :lol: As I posted there is nothing w...

Ah we are back to the regular summer discussion on attire. A Gentleman should never be seen in anything but a G string, galoshes, gauntlets, ex WD rubber mac and flying helmet. I can see the relevance of the immortality theory, IE if you wear a full complement of kit you believe you will be protect...