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by Jazzscot
Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:37 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dyslexic skier.
Replies: 7
Views: 646

Re: Dyslexic skier.

Two dyslexic chefs in a kitchen first one says to the second one can you smell gas?

Second one says I can't even spell my fecking name!
by Jazzscot
Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:30 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday Grumpyfrog
Replies: 11
Views: 711

Re: Happy birthday Grumpyfrog

Have a good one matey.

Remember age is just a number.

J
by Jazzscot
Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hpi check
Replies: 3
Views: 412

Hpi check

Just wondered what you guys use if you were to checkout the history of a vehicle. My father in law is interested in a motor and wants to make sure that it hasn't been a write off in the past as he is sure this motor has had some new paint at some point in its life. Any recommendations as to the best...
by Jazzscot
Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Beat the swear fillter...
Replies: 57
Views: 2446

Re: Beat the swear fillter...

I do enjoy a good old wildcard filter **********
by Jazzscot
Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Beat the swear fillter...
Replies: 57
Views: 2446

Re: Beat the swear fillter...

Good work guys,

I'm keeping wetshutters in though! :thumbup:
by Jazzscot
Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:10 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Beat the swear fillter...
Replies: 57
Views: 2446

Re: Beat the swear fillter...

:wave:
by Jazzscot
Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wasps
Replies: 18
Views: 1046

Re: Wasps

Macca the spare bedroom is now a nursery mate so I will have to make sure there is a decent sleeping bag in the mancave. Failing that the grass is getting laid out with slabs Chris remember and wear this http://c8.alamy.com/comp/EFH08B/head-shot-of-man-wearing-a-colander-and-a-sieve-on-his-head-EFH0...
by Jazzscot
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday bigtwinthing
Replies: 10
Views: 597

Re: Happy birthday bigtwinthing

all the best fella :beer:
by Jazzscot
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wasps
Replies: 18
Views: 1046

Re: Wasps

Its good to see Macca was as sympathetic to his work mate as my wife was to me. When I told her she just laughed.

Therefore she can cut the grass next time, I have decided it is not on my list of approved jobs due to health and safety issues :Argue 1:
by Jazzscot
Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:00 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Wasps
Replies: 18
Views: 1046

Wasps

Complete and utter feckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was cutting the grass the other day and was unaware that they had decided to make a nest underneath the edge of my lawn. Managed to get stung 6 times!! fecking hurts! stung on my hand and body and the stings have started to swell so have taken antihistamine....
by Jazzscot
Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:53 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Kev64.
Replies: 8
Views: 388

Re: Happy Birthday Kev64.

Have a great day Kev!
by Jazzscot
Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:55 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday Jazzscot
Replies: 14
Views: 608

Re: Happy birthday Jazzscot

8 Moths. You ought to get Mac over to yours to sort that out. :lol: :wave: Belated birthday wishes. How is the little one. Are you settling into some kind of routine ? Trust the spelling pendants to pick me up on a minor but valid mistake. I blame the auto complete on the phone! Do you know what. I...
by Jazzscot
Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:57 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Happy birthday Jazzscot
Replies: 14
Views: 608

Re: Happy birthday Jazzscot

Belated thanks for the birthday wishes guys.

Not been posting much as been busy with family etc. It's not easy being 48 with a 8 moth year old son.

I still pop in every now and then to make sure you lot are still behaving.

Jazz
by Jazzscot
Thu May 04, 2017 6:53 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: Fuel tap repair kits
Replies: 6
Views: 433

Re: Fuel tap repair kits

I got s repair kit from these guys about 5 years ago. Worked perfectly

http://www.nrp-carbs.co.uk/honda_fuel_t ... ir_kit.htm
by Jazzscot
Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: lloydie keeping a seceret?
Replies: 62
Views: 2382

Re: lloydie keeping a seceret?

Well done mate! All the best to you both.

You do know that your life is now fecked for good.

:beer: