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I so relate to this, many years ago whilst riding through the outback of Australia, I was near Cooma (southern N.S.W.) When this huge kangaroo, flew out of the bush, right along side me. He was eight or nine feet tall, and at a single stride straddled my VTR, equating my speed of around 140 kms an h...

LAST WEEK WHILE DRIVING TO WORK I WAS TELEPHONED BY A RADIO STATION (ENTERED BY MY PARTNER) ASKING IF I WOULD DIVULGE WHERE I HAD MY LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER, FOR A TRIP TO A HOLIDAY RESORT IN QUEENSLAND, I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL AND TOLD THEM THAT WE HAD DONE IT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE BEFORE LEAVING HOME...

An extremely large Tasmanian devil is taking a crap when a pommy rabbit (introduced species) hops up along side him and sits and commences to lick it's fur whilst also relieving itself, the devil looks down with that commensurate look that affords relief, and says to the rabbit, don't you hate the w...

I was cruisin' the backwoods of oz on the storm with a couple of mates and decided to stay in this old hotel full of holiday makers of a fairly senior years, anyway after a few hours of verbal intercourse and forty litres of piss, this elderly spunk-bucket drags me to the cot, after undressing and s...

While visiting a mate on a sheep station in out back Australia recently, I assisted him rounding up and neutering the young rams of no value. I was aghast when instead of removing their nuts with a sharp knife, he picked up two house bricks and crushed them with one mighty swing. I looked at him and...

I'm Sorry but the bloods up! Little Johnny is sitting in class and his teacher asks, "now children, if there are 4 crows sitting on a fence and farmer brown shoots one of them, how many are left. Eye contact is immediately broken with all except little Jon-hnny who thrusts his arm skyward and b...

I was dragged along to church over Easter, and sat through the usual story line. At the end of the sermon the minister asked if any one would like to ask any questions about heaven and such, after about half an hour of mind boggling too and froing somebody asked if Angels made love, and in an impati...

This bloke goes to his doctor and asks advice about a problem with his sex life. The doctor asks him to relate a typical day. Well I live with this young girl who cant get enough sex and we are at it 3 or 4 times a night, I crawl out of bed in the morning and car pool with a girl at the office, near...

Can anyone tell me if there is a difference in carb, settings (or something) from pre 2001 and current models (slightly updated) as there appears to be better economy on the latter.

the pill

g,day have enjoyed this site for a long time, thought it best to jump in, I'm curious about the pre 2001 update VTR's chompin the juice, my beast ( current model 19 ltrs) gives me between 16 and 18 klms. per ltr. consistantly even under throttle duress, and as I've loaded over 27000 k's on, have fou...