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- Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:44 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Cough it up!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 963
Cough it up!
A Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business s...
- Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:42 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: VERY GRAPHIC!!!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1085
VERY GRAPHIC!!!!
Looks like he needs to borrow your mellon Iggs!
TJ
- Thu Feb 05, 2004 5:57 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Billy Connelly classics
- Replies: 1
- Views: 883
Re: Billy Connelly classics
14. When you’re involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Reminds me of my favorite scene from Monty Python's "Holy Grail". You know, where the black knight is losing the sword battle, and his limbs are scattered a...
- Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:29 am
- Forum: Bike Chat
- Topic: Thinking of swopping my CBR600RR
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1874
Go used..
Buy a used blackbird, it's the best 2-up sportsbike around..
(and you'll wet your pants when you open the throttle..)
TJ
(and you'll wet your pants when you open the throttle..)
TJ
- Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:13 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Learn Chinese in 5 Mins
- Replies: 2
- Views: 902
good racist chinese humor ;-)
Last time I was in China, I saw a guy walking down
the street I thought I knew.
I said "hey you!" And half the people turned to respond.
When one said "who me?", the other half turned around..
TJ
the street I thought I knew.
I said "hey you!" And half the people turned to respond.
When one said "who me?", the other half turned around..
TJ
- Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:08 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Set some high goals!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 938
- Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:00 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Ahhhhh, there, that's better..
- Replies: 0
- Views: 831
- Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:21 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Funny with a euro flare!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 731
Funny with a euro flare!
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official...
Stand up!
"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said t...
- Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:53 pm
- Forum: Bike Chat
- Topic: And the verdict is???????????
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2098
WOT
You guys need to come to Texas. I routinely hit 160-170+
on my Blackbird in the hill country..
WOOOHOOOO!
TJ
on my Blackbird in the hill country..
WOOOHOOOO!
TJ
Surgery
When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed. So the doctor she asked. "What's wrong?" "Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life. "Uh" sta...
- Sat Jan 24, 2004 1:16 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: My kinda mailbox
- Replies: 0
- Views: 734
- Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:48 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: My *HOT* new gal!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 720
My *HOT* new gal!
She's from NZ I believe
TJ
TJ
- Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:32 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: new American reality TV show..
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1195
The king of pedophelia
ha ha ha, GREAT! Glad I could help
TJ
TJ
- Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:24 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: new American reality TV show..
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1195