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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline as a last resort.

My call got transferred to an Afghan call centre and I told the operator I was suicidal.

She said "Thats fantastic, can you drive a truck"

Two men meet while shopping for Christmas presents. The first, a very rich man, tells the other "I just bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes" The other man, slightly jealous, says "Why two presents?" The rich man says "If she doesn't like the ring she can return it i...

For all Employees Who Work With Rude Customers. An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had ...

ahhhhhh, I see that Tony prefers the 'uprated' version.......

I got HEL lines for under £50 off ebay a while ago though had them fitted by someone. When I got the kit the washers were missing so I emailed HEl and 2 days later got the washers in an envelope and when the rear line was being fitted was found to be too long. Again I emailed, received a response a...

Ha, got a bottle of after shave (not bad either) but then my girlfriend walked out on me on Boxing Day and reclaimed the aftershave as she went..................

Think it's a shift thing! On earlies I can't get up, or keep waking up thinking its time to get up and on lates i'm awake for an early.... and I've never had a 9-5 job so I should be used to it by now!!

The driver was taken to a waiting ambulance and rushed to Hospital.Although very badly shaken his injuries are not thought to be serious

..not serious until the cars owner got hold of him

Pat's pregnant sister was in a car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl! The babies ar...

Have to agree too... mines outside and is a b*tch to start (and the battery goes flat v v quick!) Never use the choke on mine until the engine fires up or as said above, it floods. Also it's more of a problem with the baffles out of the cans, feels like theres no back pressure and bike sounds like a...

Hmmm, reminds me of a couple of girlfriends.......

Don't know if this is any use, but it's what I used to set mine up and it was definately an improvement (quote stolen from a post by Kitch, I think...) Standard: Forks: preload - 4 rings showing / rebound - 1 turn out from fully in. Shock: preload - position 2 / rebound - 1 turn out from fully in. T...

Question I would be asking is.. have the CCTs really been changed?

I used to run mine all year, all weather and now it lives outside. my filter wasn't rusty when I changed it and the oild wasn't black after 4000 miles or so.

Only one thing to watch with a DB......... If you park in direct sun it can magnify and start melting your clocks!!!
It's happened to mine though I would still buy a DB again. Had them on a few bikes but this is the first time I've had a 'meltdown'