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by TheGingerBeardMan
Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:29 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Whats cheered you up today...?
Replies: 2006
Views: 180297

Re: Whats cheered you up today...?

... the size of my chicken strips! :lol: I've got about the same size at the moment. Was in Inverurie yesterday on the Storm. Minus 6C ( 21.2F for our American folk ) and wonder why I never saw a single bike. Tried to get stuff done and head home again before it got a bit chillier. A wee bit of sno...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:51 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: T-shirt sayings
Replies: 9
Views: 3740

Re: T-shirt sayings

MacV2 wrote:it's one way to get your thread count up...
AMCQ46 wrote:just a few more '' :lol: :clap:'' emojies and he will have had 50 posts with only 10 of them containing any words.
Blatantly skipped the rules: :evil: :Banned:
by TheGingerBeardMan
Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:42 pm
Forum: Items Wanted
Topic: Starter clutch needed
Replies: 42
Views: 9041

Re: Starter clutch needed

Nope !! Watch this Well, I watched it, and thought: Why is Lloydie showing me the CCTV footage of the usual Friday night outside my local pub? :think: I don't think these women have male partners, as there would be too much testosterone flying about with just her in the room. And JEEZUS, can you im...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:04 pm
Forum: Items Wanted
Topic: Starter clutch needed
Replies: 42
Views: 9041

Re: Starter clutch needed

lloydie wrote:Don't think you could handle her... Unless you do UFC !!
No idea what UFC is, but I can do KFC if that helps. ?? :lol:
by TheGingerBeardMan
Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:39 pm
Forum: Items Wanted
Topic: Starter clutch needed
Replies: 42
Views: 9041

Re: Starter clutch needed

lloydie wrote:Just ask for the big girl with blond dreadlocks...She puts all the lads to shame pushing the goldwings around
I have 3 questions.

a) is she single?
b) is she married?
c) if no...does she want to be?

:think: :eh:
by TheGingerBeardMan
Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:33 pm
Forum: Items Wanted
Topic: Need to borrow a clutch holding tool for an SP2
Replies: 11
Views: 2754

Re: Need to borrow a clutch holding tool for an SP2

Erm...I used to keep one of those things in my back pocket. Really useful so it was. Has a handle, and a small chain already fitted. Only has a foot of reach, but that was plenty! Thinking back, I don't think I ever used it on an actual oil filter! :roll:
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:28 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: You only get 1 mod.....
Replies: 33
Views: 6714

Re: You only get 1 mod.....

Ya, but the night before I picked up the bike I was in the pub with Roger Ditchfield :lol: :lol: HA - Yup, that would do it. Pretty fatal for the wallet too (being presented with loads of possibilities). :lol: Yer sat at the table, pint in hand, conversation flows and say yer getting a brand new bi...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: what have you done to your "bike" today
Replies: 22380
Views: 1718522

Re: what have you done to your "bike" today

Water it. You never know until you've tried....... Not a bad idea. Next time I wipe it down with a damp cloth, I'll put some Baby Bio plant feed into the water as well. And if that works, and the bike does grow bigger, then I'll make sure to wash me willy with a facecloth soaked in the stuff! :thum...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:34 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: high storm prices
Replies: 7
Views: 1776

Re: high storm prices

Hello Agent P. Hmmm - what is reaching the higher figure? Heavily modified and sorted bikes with fancy bits, or erm. standard red ones with all the original bits? LOL :think: :?: :lol:
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: You only get 1 mod.....
Replies: 33
Views: 6714

Re: You only get 1 mod.....

Fly wheel ? :?: :lol: Yup, I can just see someone going into a showroom, buying a BRAND NEW zero miles Firestorm, and saying the 1st modification thing they're gonna perform is a flywheel exchange. Crikey Carman - I nearly came close to spitting out my coffee when I read that! :lol: :lol: Gotta rem...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: The Welcome Inn
Topic: Whars the craic
Replies: 23
Views: 5158

Re: Whars the craic

Im jimmy from galway in ireland. Hey Jimmy. Welcome to the electronic Big House on the hill. The craics going nae too bad thanks. Never got the chance to cross over to Galway when I was over a few times. Main place when visiting was Doobehey (Garranard in Ballina). Just a few miles up from Castleba...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:00 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Which bike to buy?
Replies: 23
Views: 3783

Re: Which bike to buy?

Looking to get a bike for longer journeys, as the wife is coming on the back after an 18 year break Fair enough.....and then.... You could find yourself a CBF1000 for that money, the only problem would be having to pay to upgrade the rear shock and seat... :eek2 Erm...I'm sure Mrs Flatlines elbow i...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:29 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: what have you done to your "bike" today
Replies: 22380
Views: 1718522

Re: what have you done to your "bike" today

BAN this man right now Maybe I can redeem myself?....just a tiny bit? In a tiny way with a tiny bike? With a 2 stroke? Polini 911 Dreambike. 1200 quids worth (when new) of premix air cooled 6.2hp hooliganism. A track bike only (not one of them arses that runs up the street in a t-shirt). Race prepp...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: what have you done to your "bike" today
Replies: 22380
Views: 1718522

Re: what have you done to your "bike" today

Rumblings from the bottom of the biscuit tin. ( apologies to Frank Westworth for the start of the title ) Ok, I'm probably going to upset and divide the ranks here. I have an admittance to make. My name is Dave. I'm a long term motorcyclist, and I don't like 2 strokes. I've only had 3 in me lifetim...
by TheGingerBeardMan
Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:30 am
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Which bike to buy?
Replies: 23
Views: 3783

Re: Which bike to buy?

Gold wing +1 from me. Women like the sports pillion on sunny days only. Blasting round the back roads with a lass hanging on for grimm death is fine for 30 odd miles at a time. Then, the bang on the shoulder signalling leg cramps, cold knees, sore shoulders from the constant leaning, and just gener...