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A Moto GP

That was inspired by Mr. Kennedy's gout post !

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Gout, young man? - surely that is for old corpulent gentlemen who drink too much port? No, actually, I get it myself and I'm not old...it is pretty horrible but mine comes and goes with long periods in between when I'm fine. I suppose they told you to avoid red wine and rich food as this will aggrav...

Went in the shed and sniffed it :( (Smells nice, though) Too much snow to use the Deauville for work - on my push bike most of last week. Came off on the way home Friday, but nothing new there. He who falls often etc... Started to make some brackets for a new seat strap. If it works I'll post some d...

Green lane riding!

I think that's a bloke with a head cam carrying a pair of bars!

Lidl are doing a version...
My Lidlpony Burgers

I went to a Tesco Cafe and ordered a burger..."Do you want anything on it?" - £5.00 each way!

Do you sell Red Rum - Yes, what's left of him's in the freezer!

Tesco Dogburgers - Every little yelps!

Hey, guys - Come on, let's keep it all civilised. This is supposed to be a fun place,after all. We don't want the Moderators leaping in and locking the thread !

How to use. http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j476/cybercarl0/VTR1000%20forum/Odd/Toolkitbar_zps62dd18ab.jpg (:-}) Thanks, my man, all is clear. Neat idea. With Honda you get all the gear. A torquey motor, type: v-twin Go, on take her for a spin. Rev her up and have a blast For those CCTs will ne...

Wicky wrote:

What would you say is in the picture?

My wife and her sister, back in the day

I followed the link to the BBC - noticed there is a dead motorbike in the foreground. Wonder if his insurance covers being hit by flaming helicopter?

One lives and learns...thanks guys, can't wait for next excuse to remove tank

tony.mon wrote:No. no. no.
This is a carb fart...

Carb farts...love 'em

What's the double-ended Allen key thing supplied in the standard Honda toolkit for? It's a length of hex bar bent to an asymetric 'U' shape...

Can someone tell me how I can whittle away a long winter evening with a section of two by four almond cake? Mine has icing and that's usefull!!!! Or use "quote", then edit it to say what you wished they'd eaten in the first place. You can of course do quotes within quotes and edit etc...

neil wrote:...Not taking son and daughter they're 22 and 18 thought at some time dad's got to stop paying for their holidays

Yeah +1

(I'm in the same boat, as you've guessed from the post)